Diamondbacks Announcers Tease Sorority Girls Who Are Caught Taking Selfies.
The television broadcast crew for the Colorado Rockies-Arizona Diamondbacks game Wednesday focused on a group of young women paying complete attention to churros and selfies at Chase Field early in the fourth inning.
And the announcers had a field day. Some amazing excerpts from the play-by-play:
“Every girl in the picture is locked into her phone. Every single one is dialed in. Welcome to parenting in 2015. They’re all just transfixed by the technology.”
“Here’s my first bite of the churro. Here’s my second bite of the churro.”
“The beauty of baseball is you can sit next to your neighbor and have a conversation. Or you can completely ignore them.”
“A leadoff single here in the fourth. And nobody noticed.”